The Beauty Of Africa

I have a problem. When you Africans come to America your whole life changes. Just two weeks ago you were in American Embassy begging for student visa…telling them you are 15 years when you really 42 years old. Now you’re in America you want to be part of the lifestyle. You are sagging your jeans exposing your dirty Illuminati boxers. You are getting useless tattoos, tattooing fresh fish and onions on your chest, as if you are making soup on your chest. You are giving yourself exotic names like Wale, YMCMB, Little Wayne, Little Maggi Cube…when your real name is Kwabena Sekyere Mukulu. Your name is underlined in red in Microsoft word so don’t think you can run away from your African Identity. Foolish fool, go and face your books.

The money my mother spent on calling cards could pay my tuition

U WILL NEVA BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED 2 ME THIS MORNING AT Kroger . I STILL CAN’T GET OVER IT. I WENT 2 D SUPER MARKET 2 PICK SOMETHING 2 EAT AND AS I WAS WALKING DOWN D ISLE, I NOTICED DIS WOMAN STARING AT ME.I LOOKED AT HER AND KEPT WALKING TO D FRONT COUNTER 2 PICK BOTTLED WATER AND BLT SANDWICH. AS I PICKED DEM AND TURNED TO FIND D SAME WOMAN RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY FACE! I TRIED 2 GIVE HER SOME OF MY LOVE,SO I SMILED AND SAID “HI” DEN I WENT ON TO GET A CAN COKE.CAN U BELIEVE DAT SAME WOMAN FOLLOWED ME TRUE D STORE? I WAS GETTING A LITTLE NERVOUS AND MAD COS SHE WAS FOLLOWING ME WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING. BUT U NO ME,TRYING TO STAY FRIENDLY” I JUST SAID “HI” SHE FINALLY RESPONDED AND SAID, “I AM SORRY 4 STARING BUT U LOOK JUST LIKE MY YOUNGEST DAUGHTER ..WE JUST BURIED HER 2 WEEKS AGO”. I FELT STUPID 4 GETTING MAD AS I EXPRESSED MY SINCERE CONDOLENCE 2 HER. SHE SAID SHE WAS FINE AS SHE KNOWS DAT HER CHILD IS WIT D LORD. DEN SHE ASKED ME 2 DO HER A FAVOR. I SAID ” IF I CAN”. SHE SAID SHE WAS A BIT SAD DAT HER DAUGHTER NEVA SAID GOODBYE 2 HER B4 PASSING ON. SHE ASKED ME TO GET IN LINE BEHIND HER,& AS SHE LEFT D STORE, I SHOULD SAY ” GOODBYE MOM,” SO DAT SHE COULD HAVE A SENSE OF CLOSURE. THOUGH THIS REQUEST WAS WEIRD, I HOWEVER AGREED 2 GRANT DEM. SO AS SHE COLLECTED HER BAGS FROM D CASHIER AND WALKED AWAY, I SAID ” BYE MOM” SHE TURNED AND SAID “BYE BABY GIRL.” WEN D CASHIER CALCULATED MY STUFF, SHE SAID D TOTAL WAS 110!!!. I SAID.” WHAT?……CAN U TELL ME HOW A BOTTLE OF 2 WATER,AND A SANDWICH CAN EQUALS $110? SHE SAID” UR MOM SAID U R PAYING 4 HER’S TOO”…. MY MOM?, I SHOUTED. DAT WOMAN IS NOT MY MOTHER!!!!!”. I QUICKLY RUSHED OUT JUST IN TIME 2 SEE D WOMAN APPROACHING D PARKING LOT. I RAN AFTER HER AND WAS SCREAMING..” EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME!!!”. SHE STARTED RUNNING 4 HER CAR AS HE SAW ME COMING. I CAUGHT UP WITH HER JUST B4 SHE WAS ABLE 2 CLOSE D DOOR. I KEPT ON PULLING AND PULLING HER LEGS!!! JUST LIKE AM PULLING YOUR’S NOW! Or have you forgotten that writing with all capitalized keys is not in my character? Una too like gist, just look at how serious you are? Enjoy the rest of the day Ma .