I remember once my mom was beating the life out of...
Brother: mommy ohh…u don't love me..ur killing me.
Mom: i love u so much..i’m not beating u..i’m beating the Demon in u!
Mom was on the phone with her friend & she was...
Mom: :Eh hen & she was h’ignorin me as if my mout(mouth) is smellin
Me: That not even true gosh
Mom: Kini gosh?(what is gosh) So your saying I'm lyin?
Mom: yes .. you're callin me a liar
*goes back to phonecall*
O’tun s…ope mon paro(she’s now sayin i’m lying) dese shildren(children)
Me: oh my dayss! yur bare …
Mum: *interupts me* IF YU DNT SHORROP DEYA I WIL SHOTIN(shorten) DOSE YUR DAYS KMTTT
American Parent: MacDonald
African Parent: MAGDONNA
1000 African way to die , telling your parent you...
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