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Posted on December 29, 2011 with 16 notes.
Nollywood

1.Anyone who gets hit by a car dies immediately

2.1 of a pair of twins (identical or not) is born evil.

3. At the end of a 3hr movie, you will be reminded That THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING. WATCH OUT FOR PART 2.And finally.

4.If a car crash has to happen, the driver has to drive in a zig zag motion on a free highway without an oncoming vehicle and then slam into a tree that wasn’t there before.

5.Sometimes the title has absolutely nothin to do with the movie, and other times when you see the title and the poster, U know it ALL.

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  1. adwoaghana reblogged this from soulofawarrior
  2. -alors-on-danse- said: haha you forgot about the custom made soundtracks that play throughout the movie, with a woman shriek-singing either the title of the movie or the main characters name
  3. mizcamenaija reblogged this from soulofawarrior
  4. africanrelic said: Poetic terrorist I adore you for adding that. Lol. I love naija movies for all these reasons!
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  7. poeticterrorist said: dont forget that the song always tells the problem or repeats the title.
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